June 2012
May 2012
To my dearest SBY
I’m stalking you when I come to Richmond. Or I’ll pop in and say hey at the FA building.
From my dearest JDZ
i write songs
with awesome lyrics and sing them to nathan and the cats.
examples (just tonight):
I hate you kitten
i wish you’d die
i hate you kitten
you make me cry
you love your dad, not me,
oh kitten let me be
(to the tune of “we love you conrad” from bye bye birdie)
also:
I got some motherfuckin cookies in my motherfuckin oven
and i’m gonna fuckin share them,
with the person i am lovin
yup. real catch. also, it runs in my family. how on earth did I ever convince anyone to marry me? oh yeah, boobs.
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